Wayne Rooney: Angry & Confused

Posted: 16/07/2013 in Blog, Football, Humour, Manchester United, Sport
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It has come out that Manchester United striker and Shrek lookalike Wayne Rooney is “Angry and Confused”

Rooney on England Duty

Rooney on England Duty

The 27 year old England striker is said to have been left in a state of fury and bewildered after a local chipper got his order wrong and now wants to leave Manchester.

Rooney, who recently had to leave United’s pre-season tour due to injury, released this statement through his agent:

“I just wanted a chip butty and a doner kebab before the new season starts, coz the gaffer has been cracking down on my diet something shocking since he started, so rang my local chippy for a delivery. When it was delivered it turned out to be a sausage butty and a chicken kebab. I was so disappointed, I couldn’t believe it.”

BREAKING: Images of Rooney filing official transfer request

BREAKING: Images of Rooney filing official transfer request

It is rumoured Wayne wants to try force a move to London, where he has been told by his agent that treatment such as this would never happen by local fast food establishments.

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